Your Surveys Contain Goldmines. You’re Mining with a Spoon
Patterns automatically discovers the hidden correlations in your feedback that predict churn, drive adoption, and unlock growth—in 90 seconds flat.
⚡ DevRel teams save 10+ hours per survey
🎯 Find 3x more actionable insights
🚀 90s Average time to first insight
🤯 The $2M Question
Hidden in Your Survey Data
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Why do enterprise users churn 2x faster?
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What do our top advocates have in common?
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Which features actually drive retention?
You’re already collecting the answers. You just can’t see them.
Until now.
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Watch Patterns Reveal What You’d Never Think to Look For
Discovery #1
Users who mention ‘documentation’ have 73% lower NPS—but only if they’re enterprise customers
Discovery #2
Python SDK users churn 3x more in week 1, unless they also use our CLI
Discovery #3
NPS Promoters all share one trait: they attended a workshop in their first 30 days
From Raw Data to
“Holy Sh*t” in 90 Seconds

Connect
Your Google Sheet (where you already work)

Analyze
One click runs 100+ correlation tests

Discover
Surface patterns no human would find

Present
Auto-generate slides that make you look like a genius

The 80% of Insights ChatGPT Can’t Find
Unlike ChatGPT summaries, Patterns runs actual statistical analysis across every possible correlation.
It’s the difference between ‘users seem unhappy’ and ‘users who integrated before reading docs are 5x more likely to churn.
The Difference Between
Guessing and Knowing
Discover why Python SDK users churn 3x more. And 50 other insights you’re missing.
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Correlation Discovery
Discover that mobile developers rate you 40% higher after using TypeScript examples
See what you’re missing
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Natural Language Analysis
Ask: ‘Why do enterprise users struggle?’ Get segmented answers with proof
Ask anything, get answers
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One-Click Presentations
From ‘I’ll analyze this weekend’ to ‘here’s what we learned’ – in 60 seconds
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You’re Only Seeing 20% of the Story
Every survey contains insights that could transform your product. You just can’t see them.
😔 What You See Without Patterns
🎯 What Patterns Reveals
❌ “73% satisfaction rate”
✅ Python SDK users churn 3x more in week 1 (unless they use CLI)
❌ “Users want better docs”
✅ Only mobile devs hate docs—desktop devs rate them 9/10
❌ “Some complaints about pricing”
✅ Price complaints = users with <3 API calls. Power users happy
❌ “Enterprise feedback is mixed”
✅ Enterprise users need SSO in first 15 days or 78% churn
❌ “NPS is 42”
✅ Users attending workshops have 85% higher LTV & 65+ NPS
❌ “Onboarding could be better”
✅ Users who skip ‘Getting Started’ but read API docs convert 5x
The difference?
Statistical correlation analysis across every variable in your data.
One click. 100+ correlations tested. Only the patterns that matter surface.
Priced for Impact, Not Features
Patterns Pro
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Unlimited surveys & analysis
All correlation discovery features
Natural language Q&A
Auto-generated presentations
Email support
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